If I ever stop reblogging this, assume I’m watching the movie at that time.
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.